April 2010
2 posts
i'm bored of you.
my life has nothing new to report.
except new apartment in may, new apartment in may.
beatofthebee:
sia // blow it all away
...
March 2010
1 post
:)
oh yeaaahh..
December 2009
1 post
hello there tumblrs.
November 2009
13 posts
HEY SKYPE-where you been all my life?
cooking for vegetarians
samantha: mother i told you he was a vegetarian.
mother: which is why i made a salad.
samantha: ...with chicken.
mother: a chicken SALAD.
samantha: ...CHICKEN!
mother: ...SALAD!!..?
dextero:
i love my wing man, big grey!
let’s see how this will play out.
ps, the higher beings hate me. now, all of a sudden, interest. ugh.
WHO THE BOY
“the person that invented the phrase happily ever after… should have his ass...”
– (via dextero)
dextero:
Bat for Lashes // Moon and Moon
this...
unopened bottles of wine,
dextero:
you’re all mine tonight.
much needed grape therapy.
YESSS. you are drunk.
Doesn't think gay people should pay taxes if They...
I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.
dextero:
Like I’m moving in slow motion and everything around me is moving
so fast, and I just wanna go back to when things were normal. When I
wasn’t laying on the bathroom floor. But I am. So I can’t.
And I’m- I’m just stuck, and there is all this pressure because everyone
is hovering around me waiting for me to do something.
Or say something, or flip out, or yell and cry some more and...
sometime, i feel like there is someone making sure my life goes awry.
October 2009
22 posts
Halloween Handsprings tonight!! Drink up everyboddddy.
dextero:
Lady Gaga // Bad Romance
I like this...
.. my name is dexter.
dextero:
and i am a tumblr addict with a problem (but i’m quite sure everyone here is one, too).
i wonder what would be the 12 step program for this.
for one. i suggest you go out and play tonight !
here's to future days; now or never.
dextero:
play count: 34 times.
Ohhh… disastrous!
I’M BACK HOME. That was the longest drive, EVER. It didn’t help that I was driving alone. Got back earlier than I expected.
Long distance sexting texting will rack up my phone bill. Sigh.
I laughed so much to this, I love gay people.
dextero:
lorenzohh:
fuckyeahlgbt:
can-be-infinite-: symphetamine:
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely...
last day in beautiful santa barbara before my drive back home tomorrow!
my my i will miss the family and boy down here.
kforsberg:
dextero:
sorry i didn’t let you play with my heart like it was baseball.
i’m not stupid to fall for your crap like all the other players. i take pleasure in knowing i was not your instrument to fiddle with.
yeah, life sucks. but we all get over it. eventually.
i like that you are so blunt. disregard that trait with me please!! :P
Girrrrlll please!
kforsberg:
it’s sunday night at avout roughly 10:00pm. i am drunk now.
and i work at 8:00am tmr. SCORE?WIN? yes.
YES!!!!! do me proud.
I went on the best date that I have been in over this past weekend.
But back to home I go on Wednesday..
kforsberg:
dextero:
Metric // Blindness
i...
benjisideup:
dextero:
Happy Birthday Wes.
Miss you tons.
Miss you bestfriend.
Wish I was there with all you boys!
sixty five
dextero:
that is 65 days until i dread the worst day of the year. or if you inhabit my residency, then it’s about 33 days until it hits, and lasts for another 41 days that i will have to endure.
somehow, this one seems like it will suck the living life out of me. and i will be stuck here looking at it every morning i walk out the door.
today, a sudden thought just spurred in my head,...
traveling up to SANTA BARBARA today for a few days before i head back home to VANCOUVER.
this never ending feeling seems to be, never ending.
benjisideup:
dextero:
benjisideup:
i had a sandwich today. and realized there was an egg halfway.
i hate eggs.
haaa. that’s what you get for standing me up. enjoy the vomitting!!
BITCH, LIAR. SLUT, WHORE!!
Ohh I miss you 2 !! When I get back you both will be my slutty bitches !!
“To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by...”
i saw the cutest boy today !! love struck.
okay, too big of a word.